Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...
Drug Cure fer sure!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...