Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Jock vs. Nerd
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having “retired,”...
Tyson Excuses!
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield’s ear:10. Got a little...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...