Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Top 50 Jokes!
Montreal Gazette’s Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. —————————————————————–1. (On...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
Late Payment Letter
Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you....
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
A Hot Day
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...