Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...