Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...