Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
Economists in parades
|There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After...
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!