The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Doggie Fashion
It has been studied and determined that the most often usedSexual position for married...
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...