What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
Sue over the property
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other?...
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...