Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married…
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married....
Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Welcoming to America
|When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...