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There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a...
History of the Bagpipes
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Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
How is sex like air?
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Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
Stop being late to work
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3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...