Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...