Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...