Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
A really Corny Joke
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was...
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...