Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Two men walked into a bar
|Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy…
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named “Clint”, and bring him back to...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...