Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
Bad Japanese economy
|According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
Signs and notices 05
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...