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This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
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Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...
New chemical warfare
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A tight travel budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...