What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...
How long?
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked,...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....