Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
The Ring
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding,...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...