seven course meal
|What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...