I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...