Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
We have new babies
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
Passing a school bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Always Been a Doubt
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he...
A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...