What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Bad News 6
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...