Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Writing to Grandma
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...