Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Ebonics Christmas
Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An’ all ower de hood ereybody wuz’...
The story with the moral
In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a...
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about...