The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...