Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
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An African Lion
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Cannibals and Missionaries
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8 things women won’t say
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What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...