You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman