What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech…1. She doesn’t need to talk to...
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it’s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first....
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...