Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Quiet In Church
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled,...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...