ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Holiday accomodations
Long, but really funny…from a Company in USA. DATE: October 01, 2003RE: Christmas Party...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...