Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...