How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Blonde Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...