So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
COYOTE “vs” ACME
In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B19293, Judge...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Ebonics 101
Welcome to EBONICS 101Herein follow a few terms to help you get started on...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...