Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
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I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
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