Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
O’Toole volunteered
|O’Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...
Play on words :)
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...