Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...