Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Golf Joke
Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
Demerit Point System Used by Women.
DEMERIT POINT SYSTEM USED BY WOMEN(The code is finally broken – the demerit system...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...