A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!