Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...