Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
My feminine side
Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at...
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg