A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...
Out of the Greek Myths
The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...