Ghost sex
At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, “Who here has...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
New viruses discovered!
This is deadly serious, so don’t ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!