Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
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Married life is very frustrating…
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...
Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Home burglar survey
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
For Bird Lovers!
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.