Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
A bat joke.
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single...
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...