It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
College girl visits the doctor
A young woman goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes...
Where is Jesus?
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended...