Bubbles
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In...
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...