Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
Singing Frog
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The...
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...