A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...