Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
An Internet Christmas
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Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
mouse’s favorite record?
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Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a...