Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Tea Time
Something to ponder… Do the workers at the Lipton factory get acoffee break?
People with busy lives
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Architect programmer
|If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...