President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and…
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An old croak!
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Like father like son
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The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
New Rooster
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There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
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